Engineering Student Poem

A heart touching poem by an engineering student…!!!
If i die in a exam zone, Box me up & send
my home…!!!

Put my papers on my chest, And tell my mother
i did my best.

Tell my dad not to bow, He will not get tension
from me now,

Tell my brother to study perfectly, Keys of my bike
will be his permanently,

Tell my sister don’t be upset, Her brother will not rise
after this sunset,

Don’t tell my friends they are hearties, And start to
for parties,

And tell my love not to cry, because “I’M ENGINEER BORN
TO DIE” …!!!

An engineering Student Proposed A Girl

An engineering Student went & proposed a girl.
Girl:- What can u do to make me love you…??
Boy:- I will do what ever u want, I will bring stars from
the sky, I will jump from where ever u say, I will do anything
for u….!!!

Girl:- Can u complete you engineering without a single back….???
Boy:- Chalta hu behan, Apna khyal rakhna….!!!

Ultimate Funny Engineer Interview Joke

Ek Engineer Interview k liye gaya,
Boss:- Batao woh kon si cheez hai
jisk 2 tyre hain…???
Engineer:- Bike….!!!
Boss:- nai Honda Bike…. 🙂
Boss:- Acha batao wo kon si cheez hai jis k
4 tyre hain….???

Engineer:- Car….. 🙂
Boss:- Nahi Toyota car… 🙂
Engineer:- Ab tum mere sawal ka
jawab do…???

Itni si dibya duk duk karey, chalta musafir bhi
gir padey….???

Boss:- Hahaha Aankh…!!!

Engineer:- nahii Saale, teri maa ki aankh…. 🙂
“Aur le engineer se panga” 🙂

Very Funny Teacher Hindi Joke

10 Doctors, 5 Engineers or 1 Teacher helicopter ki rassi
pe latke hue the….!!!
Pilot:- Weight jayadaa hai, 1 Aadmi ko rassi
choddni padegi…!!!!

Teacher:- Ye Qurbani hum denge kyunki hum teacher
hain…!!! Bajao taaliyaan…!!!!

Sabhi Doctors aur Engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage or Weight
khud hi kam ho gaya…!!!

MORAL:- Doctor, bano ya Engineer, GURU toh aakhir GURU
hi hota hai…..!!! 🙂