An engineering Student Proposed A Girl

An engineering Student went & proposed a girl.
Girl:- What can u do to make me love you…??
Boy:- I will do what ever u want, I will bring stars from
the sky, I will jump from where ever u say, I will do anything
for u….!!!

Girl:- Can u complete you engineering without a single back….???
Boy:- Chalta hu behan, Apna khyal rakhna….!!!

Ultimate Funny Engineer Interview Joke

Ek Engineer Interview k liye gaya,
Boss:- Batao woh kon si cheez hai
jisk 2 tyre hain…???
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Engineer:- Bike….!!!
Boss:- nai Honda Bike…. 🙂
Boss:- Acha batao wo kon si cheez hai jis k
4 tyre hain….???

Engineer:- Car….. 🙂
Boss:- Nahi Toyota car… 🙂
Engineer:- Ab tum mere sawal ka
jawab do…???
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Itni si dibya duk duk karey, chalta musafir bhi
gir padey….???

Boss:- Hahaha Aankh…!!!
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Engineer:- nahii Saale, teri maa ki aankh…. 🙂
“Aur le engineer se panga” 🙂

भले ही लोंडे के अकाउंट मे

भले ही लोंडे के अकाउंट मे ₹ न हो, फिर भी ATM
जायेगा, बैलेंस चेक करेगा, जो स्लीप निकलती है उसके
टुकड़े ऐसे करेगा_जैसे लाखो जमा है अकाउंट में… 🙂